Can you feel it yet Mr. Crabs?

I can feel it, aye. I can feel it.

It's not been as long as I thought, since my last trip down this road. I like this road a lot. It's 8:57pm as I write this, I wonder what time I'll finish. That's a definitive answer because I'll KNOW when I finish, though I don't know now. So at some point I will have a definitive answer to "I wonder what time I'll finish" with regards to this post. That's all I'm saying.

Time for bubbly. Sec.

That was much more mega than I had convinced myself that it was going to be. Impressive. Most impressive. I wonder if Vader smoked? You know he did, maybe not as Vader but I bet Anakin kicked back a few tokes on Tatooine before all that shit happened. I mean, what else was there to do? Some Old Toby Pipeweed factors into THAT story somehow. So maybe he still smoked after becoming Vader. Well, he smoked WHILE turning into Vader, but only because of the fact that he was on fire of course. Not what I'm talking about here. I wonder if he still smoked... smoked. You know. Maybe that's what that hyperbaric chamber on the Death Star was for. Maybe that was his toke room. Just seal the chamber, pop off the helmet and light one up. Why not? I sure as hell would.

ok enough of that. brb.

I just found a bitchin' page of star ship diagrams that I'll never need but still think is cool.

I just did an internet tarot reading on myself from some web site somewhere and it was scary accurate. I recommend it.

Fuck the dog is barking. I hate that. I need a smoke anyway, I'll whip the dog and smoke then come back here for more shenangiganns. BRB.

I am back now full of nicotine having not sot a raccoon (he did not arrive) but with two pizza of pizza and a dog who wants some to show for it. That is smothered with win that is.

That is all for now my children. I will sign off this post to doth thine pizza and such. In the meantime, it's been good, it's been real... it's been a...

StoneyRoad








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One. More. Time.

Yes people, it's happened before and it's happening again. It happened quite a lot ahile back, then not for awhile until all of a sudden it happened again for the first time in a long time, as per the last post before this one. Then, there was an on and off period, more off than on where it happened, it just didn't happen HERE. On the blog that is. Now, finally both hemispheres have come together and it is now happening, and it's happening HERE. On the blog that is.

I'm pretty stoked about it really. Hang on. Bubbly.

I love that sound. Wait. Music.
ahhhhhhhh... Smashing Pumpkins, Cherub Rock. THIS IS AWESOMESAUCE.

Could use more bass though. Bass? Base? Whatever. Need more of it. Wait here.

There we go. I AM BACK with BASS/BASE.

DId you know the leader singer dude from the Smashing Puimpli . damnit. Smashing Pumpkins... is huge? He is, he's a great big bastard with a weirdly colored right hand. Or maybe left, whichever. One of them has a bug red birthmark thing on it. covers his whole hand. IT'S TRUE. Wow, I wonder if I can find a pic of that. WAIT HERE.

WQheh that was rough but I'm back. I think I was gone for like an hour. anyway I have a pic... his name is Billy Corgan. I couldn't remembeer it before. Anyway the picl;

SWEET U DID IT. I mean I did it.

Anyway there he is with his freaky hand. Not a big deal, and this pic doesn't show it well enough but you sort of get the idea. Don't mind that he's scowling at you, I'm sure he's used to this. Woot no typos that time.

Wait. Bubbly.

Holding.

Hollding

OUT.

Sweeeeet.

now the guitar part is wailing. doo doo dooooooooooooo DODODODODODODODO DOOO DOOOO just sweet playing. I play guitar but not like this dude with the hand. I have NO idea what he's saying. Something about CHerub Rock one would assune. Regardless its rocksistacular.

The smashing pumpkins were on the Simpsons for one episode or something. I rememver. Hey wait I wonder if I can embed a youtube smashing pumpkin vid at the top of this post or something. WAIT HERE.

Ok I am back and I have the vid for the song I'm listening to while I type this. Today by the Smashing Pumpkins.



Now you get the vibe. I'm slightly down because I have now lost the ability to use visual mode in the editor here where I'm typing. I had to switch to HTML mode so I could paste in the embed code for that video, and I guess it won't work if I switch back so here I am.

WAIT. Bubble. Bubbly.

That is one dead bowl. of cornflakes. Yes. It's quite dead. God I need water. Wait.


I didn't know you could get thirsty from cornflakes. Anyway. I'm going to go find a random image on the net, then post it here then wrap up with that. Big finish here folks. This has been one long hard post and now it's done, maybe for a long long time. Maybe forever. WHO KNOWS. I might be back tomorrow. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Anyway.

Big finish sort of picture to wrap up... wait here!!

That's all I got folks. That's all there is. You go up up up up and then at some point you've got to come down, gbut in the meantime lets try to stay up for as long as we can. Up here things are weasier, adn things are simply and smoother. Down there is hard and trying, and the way is hard...

... It's a StoneyRoad.

GOOD NIGHT!!!!!

Well

It's happening again. That's kind of cool after all this time. More later.

So if what this is is this...

... what is it that has everyone so on about it?

Deep question hmmmm? Damned right it's deep. SO ANYWAY

Nothing to comment on really except for this,

Well this is just great

Apparently because of these guys no one can comment on anything any more, anywhere on the internet. It doesn't matter what anyone says, you just can't comment on it. You could ask another question in return I suppose, but you couldn't just make a regular comment on whatever it was. I hope that clears up policy a bit for all you holligans.

ANYWAY

It's a rockin' Friday night here in this warm humid place, so aside from the humidness it's really SOMETHING if you know what I mean but I can adapt. To the humidity I mean.

OK, topic CHANGE!

I swear to God and I'm not kidding my hands look like they are about 9 feet away as I watch myself type this. It's like they are the regular size as always but they're about 9 feet away. My arms must really be stretched out... or would have to be I mean. Anyway, none of that really matters so forget it.

What can I say here. I'm thinking of something to write about, which is hard because none of you bastards have written me a comment yet. Well one has but as I recall he was entirely unhelpful in any regard at all. So then, that's it.

I need some music hang on.

ahh, White Stripes 'Blue Orchid'. This rocks a lot.

oh ahh ahh
oh ahh ahh
ohh aahh ahhhh

That's my impression of Jack Stripe in this song, adapted for the internet. Jack is lead singer, you know. I mean well he's the singer/guitar guy and his sister is the drums/occassional singer. That's the arrangement here. Anyway, song is still rockin'. Guitar part. Sexellent. Back to the BASS woo woooooo. So cool. More singing. and BOOM it's allll over.

Now we're into Beck's latest CD. Digging it.

I really should go listen to this so I don't talk here for hours so that will be all. The world of rock here will keep pumpin' it out because...

... it's a Stoney Road
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So tired...

... I haven't slept a wink... I'm sooooo tired... I think I'll fix myself a drink...

John Lennon, though I may have mucked up the words somewhat. That you for bearing with me.

So ANYWAY

Things are fine here today, no complaints AT ALL! That's right. No complaining at ALL. Damn right. Aside from all that, I've got nothing much else on my mind though I was starting to consider watching a bit of a movie. Raiders of the Lost Ark seems to have a good vibe going on, maybe I'll watch that. I've seen it many times of course but right now I honestly don't think I'd recognize my own reflection, should someone provide me with some kind of reflecting type object. Which they haven't as of yet.

I suppose I could play a game for a bit. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas sort of freaked me out a bit last time, maybe that's a bad idea. CounterStrike might be something good. or something. This is sad, I just can't decide.

Damnit, you people need to start enteraining me here. Whoever happens to mistakenly wander in here... leave an anonymous comment or question or something and give this guy some material to work with. WORK WITH ME HERE PEOPLE! I'm working for you, the least you could do is work for me, sort of in return. If you take my meaning and all. Thanks for your time, I rest my CASE!!

DAMN where did all that come from. I felt like you and I were in court or something. Just weird I'd say, but that's life for you. Hopefully we can settle our differences out in the open and just move on from there. We've got to get over this and focus because...

... it's a Stoney Road.
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Poetry night

This may sound terribly cliche, but I feel like writing poetry. Sad yes, odd... certainly, but lets plough ahead anyway. Plough? Plow? Whatever on with the poetry. I'll give this a title then write it, and we'll just see what we get. Sound good? LETS DO IT!

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An Ode to those Smiling
by StoneyRoad
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There are people who seem to think
that complicated stinks
can be had at the drop of a hat

There are others who know
that of all things that blow
the loudest of all are the fat

With their nice big round bellies
and their faces full of jellies
it's no wonder then grin like a cat

Their tale may be funny
but they still made some money
and this is the end, and that's that
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Hey that's not bad. 5 minutes work their folks, I'm like the Apollo of Poetry or something. Amazing.

Anyway, there would be the poetry so you can reflect on that AS YOU WILL, or not at all. Either way please drink responsibly, and drive carefully because...

... It's a Stoney Road