What is this all about?

I just read this article on some other website someplace and I have no idea what they're talking about. Some kind of bear thing or something as near as I can tell, but it all seems stupid to me. I mean, this is a bear of some kind for God's sake.

A bear.

Get a grip people.

So then we move on and talk about something else. I'd have a witty segue for you here but I just can't muster that at the moment. Not at all. In the meantime I need something to write about and honestly I've got nothing.

No wait, there's this. I was just playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas on the PC before writing this and maybe I can summarize my thoughts about it or something. It's worth a shot, so lets do it. This is IT!

ok So I started playing this Grand Theft Auto game, whatever it's called and I'm this gang member kind of guy and as near as I can tell I can just do whatever I want. Wandering around, driving here and there, beating up hookers... it's all in there just like real life. So anyway, I'm doing different things in this game, we've got that. All of a sudden as I'm just MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS some dude in a purple outfit decides to start shooting at me. WHAT THE HELL DID I DO? Holy crap that was just nuts. One minute I'm tooling along in some sort of beat ass Chevy Nova and the next I'm getting SHOT AT? By TOTAL STRANGERS? Shit, what a crazy ass world I got myself into here is what I was thinking.

So anyway, I spun around and ran those guys over a few times then took their stuff and drove off. Eventually into the ocean actually, but that's besides the point.

So I guess the moral here is Grand Theft Auto San Andreas is a great game to play if you want to live in a shitty, shitty dirt ass city while at the same time enjoying getting shot at by people you don't know, have never met, and will hopefully never see again.

You know what it is? It's a Stoney Road.